It’s really hot out. I don’t have air conditioning. I’m sweating. My hair closely resembles a mop on my head. Oh, and I just carried a large dresser and a 75 lb. vanity (with a 5ft. X 6ft. mirror) down a winding staircase and outside to the curb, by myself, while my roommate and her friend sat and watched me because Daisy of Love was on TV and it just couldn’t be missed. That was possibly a run-on sentence. Anyway…I’m not complaining. I just wanted everyone to know that I may be 5’2” and small but if I can carry all that shit by myself, I could probably kick your ass. :]
PS. I’m moving to NASHVEGASS (see what I did there?) on the 27th of July. Also, I smell.